April172014

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

(via kimmune)

10AM

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

(via theworldwillwatch)

10AM

woodelf68:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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(via theworldwillwatch)

10AM

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUNG PERCY WHEN HE FIRST DISCOVERED HE COULD TALK TO SEA CREATURE S 

LIKE MAYBE ONE DAY HIS MOM TOOK HIM TO THE AQUARIUM I DONT KNOW AND LITTLE PERCY IS JUST “Hi fishies!” aND HE HEARS”Hello young man” AND HIS FACE EXPRESSION IS JUST HOLY SHIT

(via kimmune)

10AM

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

(via kimmune)

10AM

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

(via allthefandomsbby)

10AM

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.

(Source: jonathan, via ashleerahne)

10AM

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via thick-thickity-thickface)

10AM

fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

(Source: sandpit-life, via karen-gillan)

10AM

(Source: robemmy, via notenuf)

10AM

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

(via kimmune)

10AM

livitup13:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

The accuracy of this is uncanny

(Source: blainetabulous, via redfingerfish)

10AM
frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

(via kimmune)

10AM

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

(via kimmune)

10AM
dealwithitfool:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

Kill it with fire

dealwithitfool:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

Kill it with fire

(via kimmune)